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Fortune: 886 - 895 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  886 of 2298

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
                -- Kim Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  887 of 2298

Nothing will ever be attempted
if all possible objections must be first overcome.
                -- Dr. Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  888 of 2298

NOTICE:
        Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
        be summarily put out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  889 of 2298

NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  890 of 2298

Nouvelle cuisine, n:
        French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n:
        English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n:
        Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n:
        Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  891 of 2298

November:
        The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  892 of 2298

Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:

        When comes the revolution, things will be different --
        not better, just different.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  893 of 2298

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  894 of 2298

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
                -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  895 of 2298

Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
                -- Anonymous
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