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Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
-- Kim Hubbard
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Nothing will ever be attempted
if all possible objections must be first overcome.
-- Dr. Johnson
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Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
be summarily put out.
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-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --
(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
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Nouvelle cuisine, n:
French for "not enough food".
Continental breakfast, n:
English for "not enough food".
Spanish for "not enough food".
Dim Sum, n:
Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.
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The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
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Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:
When comes the revolution, things will be different --
not better, just different.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"
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Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.