Freebsd Fortunes 5

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
                -- Kim Hubbard

Nothing will ever be attempted
if all possible objections must be first overcome.
                -- Dr. Johnson

NOTICE:
        Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
        be summarily put out.

NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)

Nouvelle cuisine, n:
        French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n:
        English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n:
        Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n:
        Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.

November:
        The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.

Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:

        When comes the revolution, things will be different --
        not better, just different.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
                -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"

Now I lay me back to sleep.
The speaker's dull; the subject's deep.
If he should stop before I wake,
Give me a nudge for goodness' sake.
                -- Anonymous