Freebsd Fortunes 5

O Lord, grant that we may always be right,
for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.

O love, could thou and I with fate conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Might we not smash it to bits
And mould it closer to our hearts' desire?
                -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGerald

Oatmeal raisin.

Objects are lost only because people
look where they are not rather than where they are.

O'Brian's Law:
        Everything is always done for the wrong reasons.

O'Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with the
thumb hidden and the four fingers extended.
        "How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?"
        "Four."
        "And if the Party says that it is not four but five --
                then how many?"
        "Four."
        The word ended in a gasp of pain.
                -- George Orwell

Observe yon plumed biped fine.
To activate its captivation,
Deposit on its termination,
A quantity of particles saline.

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

"Obviously, a major malfunction has occurred."
                -- Steve Nesbitt, voice of Mission Control, January 28,
                   1986, as the shuttle Challenger exploded within view
                   of the grandstands.

Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.