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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  981 of 2298

Oh, when I was in love with you,
        Then I was clean and brave,
And miles around the wonder grew
        How well did I behave.

And now the fancy passes by,
        And nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I
        Am quite myself again.
                -- A.E. Housman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  982 of 2298

Oh, wow!  Look at the moon!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  983 of 2298

Oh, ya doesn't have ta call me 'Johnson'!  Well, you can call me 'Ray', or
you can call me 'Jay', or you can call me 'R.J.', or you can call me 'Ray
J.', or you can call me 'R.J.J.', or you can call me 'Ray J. Johnson', or
you can call me 'R.J. Johnson', but ya DOESN'T have to call me 'Johnson'...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  984 of 2298

Oh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  985 of 2298

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
                -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  986 of 2298

O.K., fine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  987 of 2298

Okay, Okay -- I admit it.  You didn't change that program that worked
just a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the
executable.  Please forgive me.  You can recover the file by typing in
the code over again, since I also removed the source.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  988 of 2298

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  989 of 2298

Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
                -- B. Baruch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  990 of 2298

Old age is the harbor of all ills.
                -- Bion
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