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Old Japanese proverb:
        There are two kinds of fools -- those who never climb Mt. Fuji,
and those who climb it twice.

Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.

Old mail has arrived.

Old men are fond of giving good advice to console
themselves for their inability to set a bad example.
                -- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims"

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.