Freebsd Fortunes 5

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.

Old timer, n:
        One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.

Oliver's Law:
        Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

omnibiblious, adj.:
        Indifferent to type of drink.  Ex: "Oh, you can get me anything.
        I'm omnibiblious."

On a clear day, U.C.L.A.