Freebsd Fortunes 5

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.

Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.

Old timer, n:
        One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.

Oliver's Law:
        Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

omnibiblious, adj.:
        Indifferent to type of drink.  Ex: "Oh, you can get me anything.
        I'm omnibiblious."

On a clear day, U.C.L.A.

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
                -- P. Denning

On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague:

"This isn't right.  This isn't even wrong."
                -- Wolfgang Pauli