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My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.
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My interest is in the future because I am
going to spend the rest of my life there.
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My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet,
And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet,
And the skies are sunlit for him.
As sharply sweet to my heart he seems
As the fragrance of acacia.
My own dear love, he is all my dreams --
And I wish he were in Asia.
-- Dorothy Parker, part 2
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My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart --
And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
-- Dorothy Parker, part 3
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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right
thing to say. And then say it with the utmost levity.
-- G.B. Shaw
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My mind can never know my body, although
it has become quite friendly with my legs.
-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology
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My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
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My mother loved children -- she would
have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
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My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
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My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
-- Sue Murphy
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