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Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Three. One to do it, one to watch, and the third to shoot the
witness.
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Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder
out from under him.
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has
to really want to change.
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Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct
the ship out of disgrace."
[Warning: do not tell this joke to Romulans or else be ready for
a fight. They consider this it to be a discrace, though it's
pretty good for a LBJ. Ed.]
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]
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Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.
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Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.
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Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
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Q: Know what the difference between your latest project
and putting wings on an elephant is?
A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...
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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
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