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PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!
Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer,
emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
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Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle,
I sometimes forget which side I'm on.
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Please go away.
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Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
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Please ignore previous fortune.
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Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
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Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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Please remain calm, it's no use both of
us being hysterical at the same time.
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Please stand for the Nation Anthem:
O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love
In all thy sons' command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
O Canada we stand on guard for thee
O Canada we stand on guard for thee
Thank you. You may resume your seat.
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Please stand for the National Anthem:
Australian's all, let us rejoice,
For we are young and free.
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea.
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare.
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
Thank you. You may resume your seat.
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