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NEWSFLASH!!
Rodney Fenster looked up the shaft of elevator number four at
1700 N. 17th St. this morning to see if the elevator was on its way down.
It was. Age 31.
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Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Next Friday will not be your lucky day.
As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
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Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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Nice guys don't finish nice.
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Nice guys finish last.
-- Leo Durocher
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
-- Evan Davis
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Nice guys get sick.
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Nick the Greek's Law of Life:
All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.
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Nietzsche is pietzsche.
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