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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 12, 2012


There once was a girl from Spokane, Went to bed with...
There once was a girl from Spokane, Went to bed with a one-legged man. She said, "I know you-- You've really got two! Why didn't you say so when we began?"

You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

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