Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 10, 2012

There once was a fencer named Fisk, Whose speed was incredibly...
There once was a fencer named Fisk, Whose speed was incredibly brisk. So fast was his action, The Fitzgerald contraction, Foreshortended his foil to a disk.

To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's...
To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift. -- Shelley