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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 7, 2012


Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer...
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my mem'ry melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make...

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