| Humor: Thursday February 16, 2012 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 16, 2012The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close...
The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. -- Morris Bishop There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out... There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 16, 2012
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