Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday February 15, 2012

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make...
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry...
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov

Under the wide and starry sky, Dig my grave and let...
Under the wide and starry sky, Dig my grave and let me lie, Glad did I live and gladly die, And laid me down with a will, And this be the verse that you grave for me, Here he lies where he longed to be, Home is the sailor home from the sea, And...

Upon the hearth the fire is red, Beneath the roof there is...
Upon the hearth the fire is red, Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet, Still round the corner we may meet A sudden tree or standing stone That none have seen but we alone. Still round the corner there may wait Tree...

Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor...
Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is; black gold; 'Texas tea' ... Well...