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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 5, 2012


There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in...
There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were quite horrid: All ass and no forehead, Three balls and a purple goatee.

QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness,...
QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him...
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.

We can predict everything, except the future.
We can predict everything, except the future.

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