Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 6, 2013
ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in... I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling,...I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
-- Chick May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. A lad of the brainier kind
Had erogenous zones in his mind...A lad of the brainier kind
Had erogenous zones in his mind.
He got his sensations,
By solving equations,
(Of course, in the end, he went blind.) The chief cause of problems is solutions.The chief cause of problems is solutions. Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on...Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn.
-- N.V. Plyter The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind...The hope that springs eternal
Springs right up your behind.
-- Ian Drury, "This Is What We Find"
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 6, 2013
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