Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday June 13, 2013

There was a young lady from Bright, Whose speed was much faster...
There was a young lady from Bright, Whose speed was much faster than light. She went out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous night.

As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns...
As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.

Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if...
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.