Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 22, 2013

A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair...
A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison.

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.
If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.