Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday June 19, 2013

A fellow whose surname was Hunt Trained his cock to perform...
A fellow whose surname was Hunt Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt: This versatile spout Could be turned inside out, Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.

There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God...
There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen". When he reached the soprano Out came only guano And his britches weren't fit to be seen.

I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me raise my voice. -- Winkle