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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday June 3, 2013


A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became...
A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became a sensation. All the lady mice waved And screamed to be saved By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

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