To communicate is the beginning of understanding...To communicate is the beginning of understanding.
-- AT&T
An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean...An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean. He
knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with
great restraint.
As he designs the first work, frill after frill and
embellishment after embellishment occur...
DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive...DELETE A FORTUNE!
Don't some of these fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't you like
to see some of them deleted from the system? You can! Just mail to
"fortune" with the fortune you hate most, and we MIGHT make sure it
gets expunged.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Everything you've learned in school as "obvious"...Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less
obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no
solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid.
There are no absolute continuums...
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with...Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each
other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around
the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors
d'oeuvres.
Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking...
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will...If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to
either of you for the rest of the day.
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at...If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people
he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday...A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and
walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces. He turns to a gorgeous
woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and
says, "I can tell...
At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on...At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J.B. White