Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 11, 2016

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer...
Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a screen resolution of 1024 x 1024 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition for input, fits in your...

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen...
Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's different. -- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P...