Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 5, 2016

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village...
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; ...
A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology"

"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last...
"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years." "What about X?" "I said `intellectual'." ;login, 9/1990