Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 17, 2016

A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very...
A fair-haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very, very foolish to place Her hand on your cock When it turned hard as rock, For fear it would explode in your face.

There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible...
There was a young fellow named Feeney Whose girl was a terrible meany. The hatch of her snatch Had a catch that would latch - She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined...
There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion, And only liked fucking his wife. Well, one year the poor woman struck, And she wept, and she cursed at her luck, ...

The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I...
The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area. He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid. He returns...