Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 26, 2016

The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese,...
The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and...

All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing...
All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing old, They're all staying home on the weekend, They're all doing what they're told.

And the silence came surging softly backwards When the plunging...
And the silence came surging softly backwards When the plunging hooves were gone... -- Walter de La Mare, "The Listeners"