Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 1, 2016

Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!

There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in...
There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux.

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game...
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk...