Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 7, 2016

A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing...
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money. -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen

You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting...
You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.

Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, ...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight. We confer and concur, We defer...