Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 10, 2016

Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously...
Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed company. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly...
There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly gargantuan. It was good for large whores, And for small dinosaurs, And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.

You dialed 5483.
You dialed 5483.

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby