Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 14, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in...
All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!