Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 25, 2016

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach...
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have...
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none. -- Doug Larson

Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done...
Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful...
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with...
"The number of Unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected." -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June, 1972