Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 5, 2016

Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was an old whore from Silesia Who'd croke: "If...
There was an old whore from Silesia Who'd croke: "If my box doesn't please ya, For a slight extra sum You can go up my bum But watchout or my tapeworm'll seize ya."

There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em...
There were three ladies of Huxham, And whenever we meets 'em we fucks 'em, And when that game grows stale We sits on a rail, And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em.