Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 2, 2016

Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether...
Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule." -- David Guaspari

The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.

There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when...
There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.

There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina Is the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong."

There was a young girl from Medina Who could completely control...
There was a young girl from Medina Who could completely control her vagina. She could twist it around Like the cunts that are found In Japan, Manchukuo and China.

"Yes, I am a real piece of work. One thing we learn...
"Yes, I am a real piece of work. One thing we learn at Ulowell is how to flame useless hacking non-EE's like you. I am superior to you in every way by training and expertise in the technical field. Anyone can learn how to hack, but Engineering...

You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting...
You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.