Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 13, 2017

(1) Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. (2) ...
(1) Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. (2) A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. (3) A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons...
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone