Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 27, 2017

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect...
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by...
There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp. When asked, "Does it hurt?" He relied, "No, it doesn't. I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet." -- W.S. Gilbert

I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!
I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!
I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Yow! Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
Yow! Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody...
Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come. Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum. You may think I'm crazy, you may think that I'm insane, But I swear to you, before this day is out, you folks are gonna see some...