Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 9, 2017

I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! --...
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.

A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over...
A haughty young wench of Del Norte Would fuck only men over forty. Said she, "It's too quick With a young fellow's prick; I like it to last, and be warty."

Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried,...
Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute. If you'll come to my palace, I'll finger your phallus, And then I shall blow on your flute."

Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.

There is in certain living souls A quality of loneliness...
There is in certain living souls A quality of loneliness unspeakable, So great it must be shared As company is shared by lesser beings. Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this That in immensity There is one lonelier than you.