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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday February 23, 2017


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to...
ADA, n.: Something you need only know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."

Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: ...
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.

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