Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday July 10, 2017

A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted...
A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty. -- LeSage

A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco...
A gay young prince from Morocco Made love in a manner rococco. He painted his penis To resemble a venus And flavored his semen with cocoa.

There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in...
There was a young man from Dundee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were quite horrid: All ass and no forehead, Three balls and a purple goatee.

This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see...
This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell, and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons...

Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.