Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 4, 2017

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"I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger...
"I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frito Bugger in a quavering voice. "No," said GoodGulf, "but I can. The letters are Elvish, of course, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will...

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...