Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday July 12, 2017

"Only a brain-damaged operating system would support task...
"Only a brain-damaged operating system would support task switching and not make the simple next step of supporting multitasking." -- George McFry

Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more...
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.