Freebsd Fortunes

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

"You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename."
                -- Forbes Burkowski, Computer Science 454

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?"
                -- Steven Wright

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
                -- Booker T. Washington

You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.

"You can't make a program without broken egos."