Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 1, 2020

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket...
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. -- George Orwell

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk...
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?" Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !! (By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will...
We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. (seen in someone's .signature)