Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 15, 2020

Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what...
Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what man normally does, She declared, "I'm a Soul- Not a sexual goal!" So he shrugged and called someone who was.

There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with...
There was a young harlot from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it too."

There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip...
There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip on his wheel; He pedalled for days Through crepuscular haze, And returned feeling somewhat unreal. -- Edward Gorey

There was an old man from Bengal Who liked to do tricks in...
There was an old man from Bengal Who liked to do tricks in the hall. His favorite trick Was to stand on his dick While he rolled around on one ball.

There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's...
There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft.