Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 28, 2020

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if...
As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name. -- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie

As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs,...
As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later.