Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 1, 2020
There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would... There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know,
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
Pittsburgh driver's test
4: Exhaust gas is
a)... Pittsburgh driver's test
4: Exhaust gas is
a) beneficial.
b) not harmful.
c) toxic.
d) a punk band.
The correct answer is b.
The meddling Washington eco-freak communist bureaucrats who say otherwise
are liars. (Message...