Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 6, 2020

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could...
A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could not be deferred. So to irritate Knox He shit in his sox, And plastered the walls with his turd.

As he came in his chubby choirboy, Father Burke said,...
As he came in his chubby choirboy, Father Burke said, "There's no greater joy! If no sodomy levens And possible heavens, Existence will merely annoy."