Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 15, 2020

A daredevil skater named Lowe, Leaps barrels arranged in...
A daredevil skater named Lowe, Leaps barrels arranged in the snow, But is proudest of doing, Some incredible screwing, Since he's jumped thirteen girls in a row!

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young man from Seattle Whose testicles tended...
There was a young man from Seattle Whose testicles tended to rattle. He said as he fuck-ed Some stones in a bucket, "If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."

There was a young squaw of Wohunt Who possessed a collapsible...
There was a young squaw of Wohunt Who possessed a collapsible cunt. It had many odd uses, Produced no papooses, And fitted both giant and runt.

There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first...
There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first piece of tail. He shoved in his pole, But in the wrong hole, And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"

Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!
Here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in...
Westheimer's Discovery: A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

well-adjusted, adj.: The ability to play bridge or golf...
well-adjusted, adj.: The ability to play bridge or golf as if they were games.