Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 21, 2020

You will be awarded some great honor.
You will be awarded some great honor.

A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite...
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly...
There was a young lady named Dot Whose cunt was so terribly hot That ten bishops of Rome And the Pope's private gnome Failed to quench her Vesuvial twat.

There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts...
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.

If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.