Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 26, 2020

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved...
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -- Donald Knuth

There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to...
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom. He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her-- And left her to pay for the room.

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers...
Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwein

Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.

Beware the new TTY code!
Beware the new TTY code!

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies...
Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies. -- David Nichols

>Ever heard of .cshrc? That's a city in Bosnia...
>Ever heard of .cshrc? That's a city in Bosnia. Right? (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)

"Twas bergen and the eirie road Did mahwah into patterson:...
"Twas bergen and the eirie road Did mahwah into patterson: "Beware the Hopatcong, my son! All jersey were the ocean groves, The teeth that bite, the nails And the red bank bayonne. that claw! ...