Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 5, 2020

A cowhand way out in Seattle Had a dooflicker flat as...
A cowhand way out in Seattle Had a dooflicker flat as a paddle. He said, "No, I can't fuck A lamb or a duck, But golly! it just fits the cattle."

There was a young man of Kutki Who could blink himself off with...
There was a young man of Kutki Who could blink himself off with one eye. For a while though, he pined, When his organ declined To function, because of a stye.